One-Line Bio
Biography
I was born and raised in rural Alabama and watch ESPN on the satellite dish. I cut wood for a living, got a wife named Amy Sue, and got three youngins by her. We's also raising one of Amy Sue's from ninth grade, but we don't tell him that he ain't mine. I like drinking, rassling, fighting, and Bama football. Every once a while Amy Sue will get all likkered up and try to fight me, but I don't pay her no mind. I killed a nine point buck and got him on the wall. Only cost three months salary to get him mounted, but he shore looks good.
