The Cat in the Hat on Aging

My physician had this on the wall of his office.

I cannot see.
I cannot pee.
I cannot chew.
I cannot screw.
Oh, my God, what can I do?

My memory shrinks.
My hearing stinks.
No sense of smell.
I look like hell.
My mood is bad – can you tell?

My body’s drooping.
Have trouble pooping.
The golden years have come at last.
The golden years can kiss my ass.